Friday, September 30, 2011

Guys say the darndest things #3

Earlier this evening I was sitting having a drink with a friend. At one point he excused himself momentarily and  his absence coincided with another guys need for the restroom, which required this Other Guy to cross my path.

This Other Guy was coming from a function at the other end of the pool/ garden area, and at first sauntered past me, but paused, took a step back and looked at me.

"Hi" he said, not quite smiling

"Hi" I replied, thinking perhaps he thought I was someone else 
(did you know that all white people look the same?)

 "How are you?" he queried

"I'm fine, and you? What is the party for?" I countered, gesturing to the area behind me

"A wedding"

"Oh really?" I said, noticing that he was quite well dressed in a dark suit and also wondering why someone would get married on a Thursday night. " Are you the groom?"

"Yes" he said

"Well congratulations then" I said

"Thanks" he said, and he proceeded to walk away, then hesitated and back-tracked once more.

"Can I have your number?"

I looked at him with raised eyebrows, "I don't think you understand how this whole marriage thing works."


(I've never completely understood why you are meant to say 'congratulations' to a groom and 'best wishes' to a bride... now I'm convinced that somewhere along the line things got a bit muddled up and you're actually supposed to tell the bride "good luck")

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