Worst. Holiday. Ever.

 So I finally made it to Zanzibar. Let me tell you, it's been such a disappointment.

Shitty room with tiny, uncomfortable bed

 Small, dingy bathroom

Flowers in the bathtub? Ick.

TWO showers? Now I need to shower once indoors and once outdoors. Horrible.

Boring view from the room and horrible weather

Sub-par resort facilities

Disgusting food and beverage selection 

It's probably noon somewhere in the world

And shitty company.

 I don't understand why anyone ever bothers with 5* hotels. Good thing I only have to up up with this for a week.