It's been 4 months since I moved home, and there are many things that I could share with you about the being back, my new job, fun summer stuff that's been happening, my brother's wedding, this past week in Tanzania or the two weeks before that in Kenya (all for work), the relationship I was in... then out of, the trip I'm taking to lay on a beach in Mexico for a few days after Thanksgiving (part of a new strategy I'm working on, since I don't want to keep moving countries every time a relationship ends), plans for the future (that's a lie, I barely have any) etc. More about all of that another day.
First things first. After giving my online dating profiles a break for a little while, they're back working in full gear and I've a promise to keep, so here's a brief look at some of the guys I've 'met' online.
The Guy Who Needs To Be More Decisive
The Guy Who Asks The Hard (Pre-) Questions
The Guy Who Probably Is Banned From Parks For Stimulating Women He Met Online There
The Guy Who Knows My Hips Don't Lie
The Guy Who Has Watched Pretty Women One Too Many Times
The Guy Who Comes With His Own Safety Warning
The Guy Who Likes To Contradict Himself
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| badboyasaurus is too nice huh? |
The Guy I Find Myself Oddly Attracted To Simply Because He's Already Got Lovin
The Guy Who Is Too Good To Be True
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| Likes trains AND has a dirty mind? Outta my way bitches, he's all mine. |
The Guy Who Truly Lives Up To His Screen Name
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| This guy works, and has family and friends. My mind is blown by how unique this one of a kind catch is! |
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| Ah, there it is. Yup, definitely a unique trait these days. |
The Guy Who Needs To Move On...
... For Reals
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| In my experience, only Bizarre Guys assert that they're not. |
The Guy I'm Pretty Sure Posed At The Pond Near My Aunt's House
The Guy Who Should Have Second Guessed The Level Of Honesty He Was Willing To Go With
The Guy Who Was Almost Endearing Until He Brought Up His Mommy Issues
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| Go call your mother like a good boy. |
The Guy I Totally Went On a Date With Because He Made Such Entertaining Use of the "Explain Your Answer Here" Section
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| Every single time I'm on an airplane I cure those goddamn tiny cups they give you - thanks for the mouth full of apple juice but I'm motherfucking PARCHED. |
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| He was a German Atmospheric Physicist. I guess they're into potatoes. |
The Guy Who Made Me Stop To Think About How Foot Massages Aren't Covered By My Benefits Plan
The Guy(s) With Odd Questions
The Guy Who At Least Chose Not To Objectify My Body
The Guy Who Thinks He's Being Romantic But Is The Mayor Of Creepytown
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| When I'm having a bad day, I might come back and read this though, just to be reminded. |
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| Um, thanks. |
The Guy Who Makes Me Feel Dirty For Being Assertive
The Perfect Man
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| What a coincidence, I'm looking for that too! |
The Guy Whose Life Is About To Change
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| Fly away little bird, your people await |
The Guy I Saved For Last... Because There Are No Words
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| The thing that upsets me most about this is that we have a 90% match. Please god let that 9% enemy be all the stuff that counts, otherwise I need to change everything about myself. |
So there you go. Some of the guys I've 'met' recently online. If you're not single, please hold your special someone a little closer tonight. If you are, I'm home in a couple days from a 3 week work trip and could probably use some tequila.
xo
H
The Guy... Who Is Really Just A Palate Cleanser So You Can Move On With Your Day
1 comment:
Heather I am a loss for words. That last picture does say it all.
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